GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER CAROL!!!!!!
She’s like “ahh oh no I’m bleeding” and the police officer is just like “I gotta get this bitch to the hospital” and the guy in the blue is like “ew ew blood ew ew OH FUCK I’M FALLING OF FUCK THERE GOES HER ASS. NOW I’M THAT GUY THAT TORE THIS BITCH IN HALF OH GOD.” and the girls all like “AHH IF I THOUGHT I WAS FUCKED BEFORE NOW I’M REALLY FUCKED THANKS GUY IN THE BLUE” and the officer is just like “OMG AH” *everyone dies*
Take a Trip to the Golden Forest
I mean seriously how often do you see a snail drink water?
Oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing.
this is kind intense
This is the most adorable of all the adorable.
Dude, don’t even joke about that. Salt water is serious business.
THAT IS NOT FUNNY DO YOU KNOW I HAD A LONG LOST COUSIN WHO DIED BECAUSE HE DRANK SALT WATER LOOK HOW HAPPY HE WAS
reasons to set myself on fire: louis & harry